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Urnasch Krejsa: via noclothes

Seeking confident, white not white trash, educated male. Do you know how to spell? Do you use proper grammar? Then you're off to a good start. Please do not respond if you dress terribly, will call me shawty or any other idiotic pet name, or work in the mall. Don't think .gif images of dancing cats is funny, do think Adam Corolla is funny. Do know how to be sarcastic. Please enjoy making fun of people/each other and not getting offended by it. Like your mom, like good music, like good beer. Actually be attractive. Don't be old enough to be my dad. Don't try to have sex with me upon first contact, do be sane. This list could go on and on, but odds are the aforementioned qualities won't be present in your responses. Prove me wrong?

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